KICKIN' SOME ASS

Sorry it's been a while since I posted. Gestating and all that.

When I pop outta this oven I'm tracking down Jason Alexander and kicking his ass. After I kick his girlfriend's ass, that is.

Dig: Mom's ex-old man is flapping his gums and saying his new girlfriend is also named Britney.

"It's a strange coincidence," says Mr. Obvious. I can forgive a man his stupidness. But when he ranks out my Mama, it's a whole nother thing.

Check what he said:

"The difference between the two: she's a natural beauty, whereas Britney Spears has had a lot of cosmetic help."

Mothafugga. I'm a kick him in the crotch so hard, his boys be crawlin' back home crying to Mama. Bastard.